The Band Most Likely to Put You to Sleep

Sasha Frere-Jones writes in the The New Yorker,

In a 2005 piece in the Times, Jon Pareles called the British rock group Coldplay "the most insufferable band of the decade," and he placed the blame on the band’s front man and singer, Chris Martin, whom he called a "passive-aggressive blowhard." Earlier this year, in a study sponsored by the hotel chain Travelodge of the bedtime habits of 2,248 people in the U.K., Coldplay topped a poll of music choices that would help people fall asleep. Coldplay apparently relieves what Travelodge called the "pressures of modern living".

Robert Cochrane of culturecatch.com says,

Rarely have a band been more appropriately named.

His piece also contains the following intro:

"It seems that all men have their price, and Coldplay have obviously found Brian Eno's. Crossing his palm with silver, and much of it, can be the only excuse for his lamentable excursion into the pretentious world of Christopher and his dull friends.

And Ryan Dombal on pitchforkmedia.com offers this,

Earlier this year, Britons voted Coldplay as The Band Most Likely to Put You to Sleep. The poll, conducted by hotel chain Travelodge, had Chris Martin & Co. beating out aural Ambien including James Blunt and Norah Jones. Even for a band known to take solace in their overarching pleasantness, the drowsy coronation doubled as a harsh insult. After all, Coldplay is a rock band. A grandma-friendly, Radiohead-normalizing, disarmingly polite rock band led by a man who sounds like he's still yearning for puberty perhaps...but a rock band nonetheless.

And while Will Hermes in rollingstone.com gives a thumbs-up to the album, he does worry about Chris Martin's incoherence as a lyricist. He ends with this,

Coldplay's desire to unite fans around the world with an entertainment they can all relate to is the band's strength, and a worthy goal. But on Viva la Vida, a record that wants to make strong statements, it's also a weakness. Sometimes, to say what needs to be said, you need to risk pissing people off.

In Rainbows

If you'd asked me, same time last year if I listened to any Radiohead, my answer would have included the standard Creep (go ahead say 'hah'!), High and Dry and Fake Plastic Trees. Just three songs, and only because of incessant TV-watching during my college-going, MTV/Channel-[V] days.

I'd pretty much given up listening to music regularly in the years after leaving Bangalore. Mainly because,
a. I shared an apartment with a guy who digs astrology and little else.
b. I didn't have a music system or even a tape recorder.
c. My music-loving pals weren't around to push me into discovering anything new.

And so on and on until about 4 years later, facing the prospect of a two-hour daily commute, I bought an I-pod Mini. Thus began a musical renaissance - now I was listening to stuff because I wanted to, and not because someone said Van Morrison (or someone else) was cool. I listened to lots of old bands, scoured the net for new ones and eventually made my way to Radiohead. Around the same time, a friend presented The Bends and OK Computer as a wedding gift, so I ended up logging a few kilometres in the neighbourhood park with these guys.

So a few days back when Radiohead announced they would be offering their new album In Rainbows only via downloads, for any price we were prepared to pay, I jumped. Offered my credit card for two pounds (and 45 pence for the online transaction fee) or roughly 170 rupees.

“Digital technology has reintroduced the age of the troubadour. You are worth what people are prepared to give you in the digital age because they can get it for nothing”, the New York Times puts the band's new gamble rather neatly,

Although a third of those who downloaded the album decided to pay nothing for it, I at least have the moral high ground + I'm really happy that Radiohead will get all my money since there's no record company to take a fat piece of the pie. All in all, a great idea, and hope pals Thermal and a Quarter will do something similar. They offered their third album Plan B free to download originally, and I sincerely hope they will choose to sell album IV through the net.

First impressions, the album seemed to pick up where OK Computer left things. But having not heard Kid A and subsequent releases, I don't know how accurate my observations are. It certainly gets better with every listen and my current favourite is the insidious Nude. I think I will reserve my judgement for later. For the moment, only one grouse - am I the only person who thinks Thom Yorke's crooning makes it difficult to pick out the lyrics?